shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

I’m worth five dollars??!!?!??!? Five million?? Maybe I should kill myself.

Jordan Parrish, the person that is worried more about how much he’s worth than the fact he’s on the dead pool (via dude-its—beacon-hills)

jaclcfrost:

[puts a hand on your shoulder] you’re my friend and i love you but that pairing……..

So we know he knows, and he probably knows we know, but does he know we know he knows?

Stiles Stilinski next week about Parrish, probably (via coulsonsangels)

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

tiffanysblews:

please do not post your selfies under “me”, “face”, “face tag”, etc. because people are taking those photos and putting them into sexual pictures/porn websites.