i’m having a GREAT time this year. time passes irregularly and i’m disappointing my parents
*has to restrain self from adding lmao to every sentence*
- aries: scatters nail clippings on their food
- taurus: tattoos "deez nuts" on their foreheads
- gemini: yells "get off my lawn" at no one very frequently
- cancer: stuffs every orifice of their body with cotton balls
- leo: screams their own name during sex
- virgo: eats children
- libra: builds a shrine for pepe the frog
- scorpio: collects photos of gordon ramsay, prays to gordon ramsay
- sagittarius: strokes strangers' backs gently in public
- capricorn: buys 10 pounds of gummy sharks online thinking its a good investment
- aquarius: gets high off of sharpies and nail polish
- pisces: plots for world domination
annoying habits of the signs
random person: *tries to have a conversation with me*
me: you don’t understand scott took stiles’ hand and interlaced their fingers and TOOK AWAY HIS PAIN
this guy says he’s a devoted fan of scott’s
clearly he has never met derek hale, the president and co-chair of the scott mccall fan club
theo: i wanna be a part of your pack
stiles stilinski: REALLY. REALLY? REALL. Y ANOTHER ONE. REALL YL. FUC KGIN ? ? ?? ?? ?? really
teen wolf villian every season: where is scott mccall
tyler hoechlin winning scene stealer ◕ ◡ ◕
tyler hoechlin getting an award that’s unrelated to his physical appearance ◕ ◡ ◕
tyler hoechlin finally being acknowledged for his talent ◕ ◡ ◕
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking about how ruthless stiles is when it comes to scott’s safety. all he cares about is keeping scott alive and safe, against all odds. even when he has a gun to his own head, he cares more about scott than he does his own life.
his will to live is completely forgotten whenever he thinks scott is in danger or dying and it’s just really fucking beautiful how much he loves that boy. how much they love each other.